12 Reasons New Jersey Is The Worst

Being home for the holidays is a killer.

1. No one cool is from here

2. It's waaaaaaay too close to NYC

3. And the south is all beaches

4. Not to mention the vineyards

5. Hiking is such a drag

6. And the second largest falls to Niagara are just plain noisy

7. There's no sales tax on clothes!

8. Diners. Self Explanatory.

9. You could see the New York NFL Teams (both play in NJ)

10. Taylor ham egg and cheese. Also, self explanatory. (and no, it's not pork roll)

11. You don't have to pump your own gas.

12. There's farmers markets in nearly every town, it's the Garden State for a reason.